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Hot Chick???????? This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, he’s busy, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if you’re the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."

What makes a hot chick attracted to a fat guy? Well today i was in my college physics class and saw a hot chick she is little fat too not much with a completely out of shape fat guy.The guy had even btch tits. I been thinking to myself after that wtf how is that possible.

hot chick???? I like this girl named Mariah.((im bi) if u gotta problem let me no). but anyways, she is my x's sister and she is HoT and i think she likes me back. (when ever she (and her other sister, Haliee) talk about the people they like, Mariah says, i like 1 person, and 1 person only.) and Haliee looks at me and smiles. Mariah tells her not to tell "them". and last nite, they were doin the same thing. When Haliee looked @ me, Mariah said, "but idk if they like me back." and SHE looked at me. idk if there tryin 2 make me embaressd or what. BC idk if they are talkin bout ME. she talks about her x's too....A LOT. but only brings up the "person" she likes when shes around me. How do i find out if she likes me back by not askin her (bc ima scared that if i ask her and ashe says no then ill b embarressed as hell)....so, wat do u suggest????

Would you sell your soul to the devil to have a chance with a hot chick? I find it an idiot thing to do. Why would you risk your eternity for a chick, no matter how hot she is. Besides it is a well known thing that the more you desire a thing the easier you get bored by it when you get it and I'm pretty damn sure that devil doesn't give refunds. If I were to sell my soul I would sell it for god-like powers or for eternal youth. How about you?

What song does Fred Norris play when a hot chick enters the Howard Stern Show Studio? Typically it's when the new Miss Howard TV shows up every month, Fred also plays it when any particularly hot chick enters the studio. It sounds like it may be Aerosmith, but I can't place it, do you know what song it is? Thanks

Why is it that when u always ask a hot chick who her favorite philosopher is, she'll ALWAYS say Plato? I mean Plato is okay, but some of his teachings are primitive and a little too archaic for modern society. What is it with Plato and hot chicks? Has anyone else noticed this....And where are the hot chicks who like Soren Kierkegaard?

What was the anime Sci fi showed with this 8 eyed monster that had sex with a really hot chick? The anime played back in like 2005 on the Sci Fi channel and I forgot the name of it. One of the episodes has the space team on a remote planet captured and there is a gay ruler of the planet which the hot chick ends up having sex with and then the gay space guy gets her in trouble.

The hot chick from work said I was hitting on her with my ketchup? I was eating a ketchup pack from Whataburger without fries and thought I was minding my own business when the hot chick from work accused me of hitting on her? She said if I wanted to "eat some" that I should not be a punk and just ask for "it"? Why do I always get accused of this crime?

For equitable distribution of the hottest chicks to every guy - do you support a Hot Chick Lottery System? By which the hottest chicks will be alloted through a lottery system to all guys -- to ensure there is equality in the society and rich guys do not get all the hottest chicks ? So do you support equality and support this hot chicks lottery system???

Do you support a system in which the hottest chicks are given away to winner of hot chick lottery ? why should rich guys get all the hottest chicks -- we have a hot chicks lottery and whoever wins gets the girl .. Do you support such lottery for equality in the society ??

Where can I get The Hot Chick With Anna Faris For Ipod Touch? Does Anyone know where I can download The Hot Chick with Anna Faris for free for my Ipod?

If a hot chick breaks into my house, can I have my way with her and not get in trouble with the law? Well today I heard that when someone comes into your house without your consent and either tries to take your things or harm you, any form of defense is fair game. Would having your way with her (only to hot chicks), touching her inappropriately, and generally doing what I pleased with her body be considered fair game?

where can I get someone to make me a hot chick football girl avatar? I need a brunette hot chick avatar holding a football with a bengals jersey or nfl jersey on... who makes these?

Say a hot chick asks you out and wants to be in an exclusive relationship with you.? Say a hot chick asks you out and wants to be in an exclusive relationship with you. You find out that she doesnt like sex or intimacy at all. No cuddling or making out. Would you still be happy to be with her?

What's with the super hot chick at the gym that dresses ultra skimpy? it's distracting enough that they're super hot...this super hot chick came in dressed ultra skimpy...I almost pulled a muscle!!! that's too distracting!

what are the lyrics to hot chick by pink dollaz? Hot Chick By:Pink Dollaz I found this song on youtube but I can't find the lyrics to it! help out plz!

Who was the hot black chick who performed during the pro bowl half time show? Ok... Yet another shi-t-t-y halftime show produced by the NFL. BUT who was the smoking hot black chick who performed with that tool of a guy? She is DAMN HOT! The things I would do to her... But who is that? Thanks! Smarty I said PRO BOWL... not Super Bowl.

How come everytime I see a hot chick on tv I want to kill myself? I'm 21 I haven't gotten any ass for 2 years. I in college on summer break. I'm trying to get out of a depression. I can't find a girlfriend. When I see hot girls and on tv and I can't have them it makes me want to kill myself like my life is worthless.

Who is the HOT Chick on How the Earth was Made? Who is the HOT Chick on "How the Earth was Made" on the History Channel

What should you never do when a hot chick sits right next to you in class ? Or for girls when a hot guy sits right next to you ?

If a hot chick tells you she is from Ohio, do you assume she is lying about where she is from? There are no hot chicks in Ohio, right? I thought hot chicks came from Georgia...

How can I look like a hot rocker chick, without over-doing it and looking emo? Okay I want to look hot rocker chick. Can you guys tell me how I can pull this off? I'll post pictures if you need me to. :)

why is there at least 1 hot chick that work at every fast food restaurant? i have noticed this, she is either a cashier or takes orders for drive thru or gives out the food at drive thru. yes they are young, in their teens. mostly black, hispanic or asians that are hot. i usually dont see hot white chicks working fast food restaurant. how come?

One of my friend start looking like a Wolf when hot chick passes by - how can he learn to look normal? His tongues sticks out and his eyes open up widely and ( there may be a drool dripping too) He can not help it -- he went to all boys school and has never been around hottest chicks , who dress to kill ...( yes chicks here dress very provotice also) Anyway any suggestions ?? ( I want him to watch a lot of porn --may be that will cool him down)

Does Anyone Know Where I Can Download the Hot Chick With Anna Faris For Free For My Ipod Touch? Where Can I Download Anna Faris In The Hot Chick For Free For My Ipod Touch?

Who is the hot chick in the Nextel Cup outfit who is always in Victory Lane after races? What does she do besides provide eye candy? She always looks like she is talking to people off screen and acting all important, but just what's her purpose?

What hot chick would be cute in a pillsbury doughboy commercial? Would she pinch his cheeks or poke him in his belly?

How does one proceed with this hot chick? There is a big age difference but both of us are single. She is younger. We work together. Whenever there is no-one around she sits very closely with me. Nothing indecent but somewhat intimate. When there are others she is very careful. She has a boy her age who spends more time talking to her. Is it possible she is attracted to an oldie like me? What should I do next?

Can't white American males find a hot chick for President? Like Sarah Palin is 47, and only looks hot if your like 90. Like that geezer who married Anna Nichole.

Would you rather wrestle a hot chick or a overweight shirtless guy? More info though? BUT you would be paid 500 dollars for wrestling the overweight guy for 15 minutes. Option 2: Wrestle the chick for 10 minutes and you are only paid 100 dollars Which would you choose. No I'm the ref.

Guys - is it a turn off when a very hot chick is drunk and dancing with no rhythm, just out of control drunk? Do you still think she is hot? Does it ruin your image or her for good, or just during her drunken moments?

What percentage of men could be convinced by a really hot chick to let her kick them in the junk? I don't mean what percentage of men are like the serial troll from NJ--I mean what percentage of men, who would not normally want to get kicked in the nuts, would be ammenable to the idea if it was sprung upon them at random by a particularly vivacious and charismatic, well dressed young female. I bet it is suprisingly high. amanda--You are usually so bright, but that is not a fair comparison. The ovaries are not generally a focus of erotic attention--fondling, carressing, what have you. Also, men hurting women, while I suppose acceptable between consenting adults, has none of the cute, titilating, mainstream appeal than a chick hurting a consenting guy does. Hey--transgender people have enough problems without getting dragged into dingbat questions like this!

How often do you see a really hot chick with a fat ugly dude? I don't see this often but I do see it. Today I saw a girl that looked like she could be a model with some old fat joe. I was like whoa! Why would a girl like that be with a guy like him?

The Hot Chick or How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days? i dont know which movie to rent tonight... i am in the mood for a comedy/chick flick.. if you've seen both which do you think is better or funnier?? thanksss!

Getting a HOt Chick in the US is hard work and/or maintenance should i go to a third world country? to get a Hot Chick with morals.......... and what if i did bring one here would she get Americanized and walk out on me?

Can an ugly guy get a hot chick? I don't mean to sound insensitive, but I'd like to get with a hot chick. I'm not real ugly, but not the best looking guy around either. I have good confidence and am pretty funny. What do hot chicks think of guys like me?

How does it feel to be a really hot chick with guys chasing you? I am a guy who has some girls after me. But there was a time when a lot of girls were over me and I thought it got boring after a while, do you girls feel the same way? Only girls and smart answers, (no smartasses tho) thank you.

How do I get a hot chick to like me? I'm not very physically active and I hate exercise, do I still have a shot?

Fellas i told this hot chick i like her and i keep trying to talk with her but she ignore me what should i do? Theres this really hot chick i work with! I keep talkin to her and stuff because we talk at work and i text her bc she would normaly text me and talk to me but lately she hasn't so any suggestions??

When I see a hot chick in a bikini I am always hard? pressed to find the right thing to say, should I just say Hi or come up with something witty?

Whats the name of the hot chick from the T-Mobile commercials? wahts the name of the hot actress who is in the T-Mobile commercials? first person to get it right gets 10 points.

Is it easy to get subs on youtube if your a hot chick ? "subs " subscribers "chick" as in female "hot" good looking

Why is it that when one hot chick gets it on with other hot chicks it's considered? hot lezb0 action? But when Tiger Woods does it the whole world makes a federal case out of it?

Who's that hot chick in the relatively new guitar hero commercial? You know similar format to the one where, A Rod, Phelps, Tony Hawk, and that sex offender ummmm oh yeah cobe. think they look cool but look like gay wads. Your thoughts. Is the chick Sheryl Crow?

What would you do if you were a hot chick? I would squat over a mirror and take pictures, then live in the bathtub. What would you do?

My friend start looking like a Wolf every time a hot chick is nearby - how can he learn to look normal?

how many tats are too many for a hot chick? I am 19 years old, long blonde hair, blue eyes, and overall, not that bad looking. I have a large tribal design tattoo on my lower back and a rose on my neck. I want one more, the shape of the state of Texas(that's where i was born and raised) on the lower part of the right side of my stomach.Is that too much?

Guys- what is the difference in a hot chick and a smokin hot chick? like what is the difference between a 9 or a 10 when it comes to a girls looks?

Who is the hot chick on FoxNews that argues with Bob Beckel on America's Newsroom? I know her first name is Andrea but I cant think of her last name for anything. She's a Republican that argues with Bob Beckel on American's Newsroom. What's her name?

What was with all the " Hot Chick" buttons at the Convention? Umm, is this a beauty contest or a convention to elect leaders to run this country?

The Hot Chick With Anna Faris For Ipod Touch? Does Anyone know where I can download The Hot Chick with Anna Faris for free for my Ipod?

Do you know of any movies similar to The Hot Chick? Me and my cousins watched that together, and we loved it. We had such a great time laughing at it last sleepover. Do you know of any movies similar to it that we could watch tomorrow night? Thanks.

How can I look really sexy and attractive so I can get a hot chick? Im not desperate for a girlfriend. Its just that I would like to have one.

Can you tell me comedies like:Big Momma's House or the hot chick or white chicks or movies with mother in law? tell me comedy movies like:Big Momma's House or the hot chick or white chicks or movies with mother in laws or other comedies with big laugh !! I prepare comedies with big laugh or comedies like big mamma's house or the hot chick or white chick or movies with mother in law or father in law .. thx!! pls tell me

How do I get a hot chick to like me???!!!? There is a girl who was in my class last year and she's going to be in my class next year too. I really like her. Is there any way I will be able to get her. I try to impress her by playing piano but instead I get all the other chicks who I like but only as friends. :( Can you help me???

Where can I find an audio file of "Baseball Song" from Hot Chick? Where can i find an audio (MP3??) file of the "Baseball Song" from the movie of "The Hot Chick"??

How do I get a Hot Hawaii Chick? yeah folks was wondering when I migrate to Hawaii I might want to mary a hot hawaii chic one day. I am Indian so I believe I can find a spanish or hawaii Indian chick Do Hawaii girls like good looking Indian guys?

How many guys would leave their girl for a super hot chick? If you were having problems with your girl. Though you meet a chick that liked you and she was the hottest thing you had EVER seen. Would you leave your girl or consider it?

I Need help concerning my first date with a hot chick? I tried all sorts of things for good luck, like walking under 13 ladders, breaking 13 mirrors, and crossing the paths of 13 black cats. I'm still really nervous about it, though. Does anyone have any more suggestions of what I should do, maybe for good luck?

Why are so many hot chicks crazy?Theres always a hot chick who is in the news for doing something crazy? those teachers, missing moms, missing teens, crazy moms who killed their kids, wives who killed their husbands...etc they seem to be always hot

What's the best way to hook up with this hot chick? Hi, I'm really lame I am overweight Ugly A loner And i have been bullied and have physically damaged beyond repair. I am stuck in a wheel-chair have chronic asthma sometimes i pass wind when I'm nervous And i really like this girl in my class she is soo amazing her face is like chocolate (i like chocolate lol) I mean, my life is pretty bad so i may aswell see the funny side her body against mine would get my bowels moving So yeah any advice ?

Can you give me the whole quote from The Hot Chick? When they are in her room talking about love. And they are describing what its like?

POLL: How come black guys aren't shy to walk up to a hot chick and start talking to her? how do they do it???? anyone else notice this?

Whats the name of the one hot chick that works at that Resturant in True Blood? Shes Blonde and not Rogue from Xmen Ok sorry i just realized that this isnt in the tv section i thought this was

how do i pick up a hot chick without getting embarased? i like this girl, but i'm not sure she likes me, if she doesnt like me, she could embarase me, but if she does, i'm happy, how do i make sure she likes me?

Who was that hot chick the avatar kissed in the last episode? I wanna look for hentai of her? Please someone tell me, I wasn't following the show.

Is it harrassment if, every time this hot chick walks past my office, I start singing the Viva Viagra song?

Who has seen the movie The Hot Chick? I heard it was good and I've been trying to get hold of it for free. I've tried LimeWire but it doesn't seem to be on there. I'd prefer to watch it in DVD quality for free, and download it onto my iPod. Does anyone have a link for a site that I can get it on? Or what will I have to type into LimeWire to get it, without seeing a load of porn come up?

Is a hot chick in the Computer Science department a complete contradiction? I love this joke: "maybe she was trying to find out how to make java..."

what is the song playing in the background when jessica arrives home from the mall.. in the hot chick? THE HOT CHICK (2002)

What is the song that plays in the movie "The Hot Chick" during the cheer competition before they win? It's the song that the main high school team in the movie "The Hot Chick" does their routine to. It's sort of a retro rap/hip hop song. I don't know what it is and I have been wanting to know what song it is really bad!!! Can you help?

What is the sexiest scene from the hot chick?

Does anyone have the link to a skit on SNL with Kristin Wiig as the hot office chick who does everything ugly? It is hilarious. Kristin Wiig is hot, then she does a bunch of things very un-sexy. She eats a banana, blows out birthday candles, picks up a pencil, etc. Does anyone have the link to it?

What is the name of that pink snack food that's in the movie "Hot Chick"? Rachel McAdam's character tells Anna Faris' character that the food will "go straight to [her] ass". The food looks really good and I wanted to buy one, so what is it called? And where might I find it? It has a pink sugary coating and inside it looks kinda marshmallowy and chocolaty. Thanks!

Which Military unit does this chick belongs to? Are there really hot chicks like her in the military? Does anybody know which country's military unit she belongs to? Are there really hot chicks like her in the military? What do they do in the army? http://i35.tinypic.com/xpt15t.jpg

my favorite movie is the hot chick. Do you know any other funny movies that are similar? I also liked mean girls, juno, and she's the man....basically all hilarious teen movies.

what's the name of the tv series with the nerdy guys that live in the same building as a hot chick.? I think they are like maths freaks or something, it is freaking hillarious. There friends come over sometimes and i think one is indian.

Can someone make me a hot chick football avatar? I want a hot brunette with shoulder length hair, green eyes, short Bengals jersey on, miniskirt or shorts, holding a football, tough looking but still hot. I need one for my fantasy football league. they only have guy logos. Thanks

How do i keep my eyes off the hot chick at work, when im married? So, i work in a studio where it more men then women. Not used to working with girls in my department. Just work with all the married guys, and now we just hired a hot chick. And shes smokeing hot, what are some ways where i can stay focused at work?

how can I start an interesting conversationwith a hot chick?

Does anyone else post questions just so they can see the hot chick in the "you got an answer" email? That chick is really hot.

Would you ever vote for a hot chick for president? If she was otherwise qualified?

Should I give up hope of ever meeting a hot chick who is not a mom at Toys R Us? Not that single moms are not hot, I just do not want to have to compete with some kid when it comes to getting toys. DRAGON 2012 "Great fortune for U.S."

I use to be shy until I was 17, now I flirt with every hot chick within my eyesight? I feel great about my self now, I am 19 now, but I can't remember what got me to just not be shy... I would like to tell this to shy guys, this secret, but I do not know what it is??? Can you help me, my shy cousin would really like to know how to make the braketrhough

What is the song playing in 'The Hot Chick' during the prom scene? It kind of sounds like 'Woah oh uh oh oh oh oh wuh oh. Oh Oh.' And then repeats. When Spencer and Apryl walk into the gym. Does anybody know the name of that song?

would rather marry a hot chick or a ok chick that cooks really well? plus you can't cheat on her or get a divorce for the rest of your life. i rather have the ok looking girl that knows how to cook really well. imagine going home every day to some great food :) stop making your own rules!!! you love both of them the same and the pretty girl will never learn how to cook in this situation.

Why is Sarah Palin such a hot chick? I'm a democrat but all the women in my party look like dogs. Why does Sarah Palin look so hot? Any other guys think like me?

I am socially inept. How can I find a hot chick to bang? Everybody likes House on TV. Well, I'm like a younger version of Dr. House. Help me out here. I can't afford to pay for sex.

How would you feel talking to what you think is a Hot Chick but is really a Man...? He posted a picture to look like a Hot Woman and you along with the other 300 men swarm to HIM like Bees...Would you be embarrased?

who's that hot chick with jason statham in death race? and whats the title of the soundtrack? ey everyone!. i have watched the movie death race 2008. it was nice and entertaining. just wana ask. does anybody know who's that hot chick in the movie riding with jason statham in the front seat? =) and wats the title and who's the artist of the soundtrack played on the part of the movie where the hot babes got out of the van and on the end part of the movie where the hot chick came to the garage where tyrese and jason workd.?

What’s with the hot chick buttons? So the GOP has given us a woman. Then they make a button that calls her a hot chick! Please, I still have the political cartoon from way back when, WOMEN ARE NOT CHICKS! It was for ERA NOW. 2008, do women need this? She talks tough but that button tells me she is nothing but eye candy and can read a speech. And what’s up with all the hugging that McCain does to her? Talk about politically incorrect!

Is there any workout videos with a hot chick to watch while working out? this would really motivate

What are the words and moves to the hand thing that Jessica and April do in the movie The Hot Chick? Jessica and April do this thing I need the words and the moves to this.It is okay if you give me the just the words or just the moves. It is from the movie The Hot Chick!

whats the rhyme on the hot chick? what's that little rhyme from "The Hot Chick" that jessica and her friend did? please only answer if you know.

If you were going to take nude photographs of a hot Tasmanian chick would you do it Launceston or Hobart? Jim, LOL I wasn't refering to the animal. I was refering to a person who lives in the State of Tasmania, Australia!

What is the name of the really hot chick in the movie "Wanted"?

Why is it that Old Navy is always wall to wall with hot chick customers? I mean i find myself walking like a spinning top EVERY SINGLE TIME!!

Does anyone know the words to the hand game thats played on the movie "Hot Chick"? I know its something about boys or lies and cheats.......HELP?

Which Military unit does this chick belongs to? Are there really hot chicks like her in the military? Does anybody know which country's military unit she belongs to? Are there really hot chicks like her in the military? What do they do in the army? http://i35.tinypic.com/xpt15t.jpg

What Is the name of a Song from Hot Chick scene? This is a weird question, but could anyone please tell me the name of song from the movie "Hot Chick". It's the seen where she wakes up and his apartment and 1st realize the change and walks into the bathroom and screams. What song is playing in the background? Im dying to know!

Is it possibile for me to marry hot chick? Is it possibile for me to marry hot chick If I'm not good looking but rich??

What is so wrong about wanting to see a hot mom and a hot terminator chick get busy? That is what I call "must see" t.v. DRAGON 2008 "I BELIEVE IN U.S."

how to start a random conversation with a hot chick?

Is it so terribly wrong to hit on a hot chick at a funeral? Really, would it be so bad? Neither of you want to be there anyway, so what's the big deal about asking her out for a drink?

How do you say you are one hot chick in french and in Italian? I want to learn new langueges

Where can i watch the movie THE HOT CHICK online for free? Yes,Yes,Yes I know it is illegal but like is there a youtube video of the movie the hot chick I have looke everywhere for the movie and I can't find i an even my local lonckbuster doesn't haveit. Can i please have a link... THANKS A ZILLION

What are some really funny movies for 16 year old girls to watch. Ones like mean girls, hot chick, etc?

How should I treat this spolied/hot chick? My first rule is move on after getting a lay from chick. But I feel like breaking my rule and see her again. She is spoiled, stuckup hot chick tho. I want her to learn the lesson that not all man wants her specially after a lay. She needs to realize that she is just another normal chick.

Why is every other commercial on TBS about some godforsaken career diploma with a hot chick? making life out to be an oasis if you go to one of their institutions???!!! OMG Laura. I'm sorry but that seems like a very lame marketing attempt. Correct me if I'm wrong!

Who is this hot blond chick i think shes a czech model or something? Heres the chick http://a449.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/122/l_467355428399439b9c7d0964e9e85e58.jpg who is she?

how long do you have to play before you meet the hot chick with the lollipop in GTA4?

I kinda have a crazy fetish. ANy time a see a hot chick and have a chance to get with her I have to be wearing TIGHTY WHITIES......I know these aren't the favorite type women prefer, but I cant help but feel so aroused when a chick takes off my pants and Im there in nothing but tight undies. I take good care of my bod play ball everyday and lift so im in good shape. Is this too weird or just Ok?

Where can I meet a hot chick who likes playing World Of Warcraft? I admit it, I'm a dork, nerd, geek... what ever you want to call me. I'd love to meet a woman who also plays WoW. Preferably in San Diego. Skinny with big boobs a plus. I have a lvl 70 Dwarf Warrior on Zuljin. Come duel, I'd love to kill you and laugh over your corpse. :)

Do you wish there was an anime were the dragon hooks up with a hot chick and they fight evil? The dragon is not subservient and just a ride either. DRAGON 2008 "I BELIEVE IN U.S." Well, I was really referring me(DRAGON) and hot elf chicks. DRAGON riding rules! Oh, this is in the wrong category...Hahaha, it was supposed to be in comics and animation. I bet this get a violation.

When all my friends are either married or getting married, should i feel like a hot chick or a pathetic loser?

what are some nice words to say when you see a hot chick? what would be some nice words to say to some hot chick if you see them at the store or at the mall or where ever thats what i do say hi hello or just tell then that their looking beautiful they like that

If you were a " camera " and a hot chick provided you with " double exposure ", would you " flash " her? Yeah, I know, this question will probably get removed, but who cares? I get so tired of the users on here who are so easily offended that it makes me wanna throw up sometimes. So, go ahead. If you do, you won't be hurtin' me any... Very funny, " Elayneki "...!

What does it mean when a hot chick smiles at you? I was on the PE field and this highschool chick was running around and she turned and looked at me and then she smiled. What does this mean?

how weird is it that theres a hot chick named eva longoria and a baseball player named evan longoria?

When a guy sees a hot chick, does their girlfriend become less attractive to them?